Well, I got burned by some of the drinking triggers in last night's French debate, although I undersand there's a national shortage of Peppermint Schnapps.
With that in mind, here is tonight's list:
EVERY TIME...
Jack Layton uses the term "An NDP Government"
... do a shot of bourbon
EVERY TIME...
Stephane Dion attacks Harper with a fervor bordering on histrionics
... do a shot of Butterscotch schnapps
EVERY TIME...
Stephen Harper smiles and sits eerily still while being attacked
... do a shot of Captain Morgan's
EVERY TIME...
Elizabeth May accuses Harper of not understanding the issue of the environment
... take a swig of Irish whisky
EVERY TIME...
Gilles Duceppe accuses Harper of being a puppet to Western Big Oil
... down a snifter of brandy
BONUS:
Every time a leader who 5 minutes ago was trying to talk over the moderator throws up their hands and claims they're trying to be polite and not interrupt an opponent...
... have a Kokanee (or Keith's - your choice).
Ready...? AND...
... an attempt to make sense of politics and political happenings in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, and North America.
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